you might be a bachelor if...?

Question

you can clean engine parts in the bathtub without someone yelling at you

you amuse yourself by lobbing beer cans so that they bounce off the wall before hitting the trash can

it take you 10 minutes every six months to buy new clothes (lets see, I’m out of jeans, white t shirts, back t shirt, and socks

you don’t feel compelled to wear underwear unless you have a date that night

your car gets waxed more often than your toilet gets cleaned

you turn your socks and underwear inside out so you can wear them twice as long

you have the pizza place on the speed dial

instead of cleaning for guests, you just keep the lights low

paper towels double as dishes

beer is the freshest item in the fridge

beer is the only item in the fridge

you never listen to your messages when a female is around

your entire is trashed except for your TV and stereo, which are lovingly polished every day

if anything needs to be cooked longer than five minutes, it is a waste of time

the last time you cleaned the house was when you moved in

a dress shirt is ‘fine’ if it only has one or two wrinkles in it

you don’t feel guilty about leaving the toilet seat up

Answer 1

A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."

LOL

Answer 2

hon....I think you enjoy being single just a little to much.....ya' know there's a three little word for men who never ties down to member's of the opposite sex....I'm not trying to rush to conclusions or anything but, well......one can only assume

Answer 3

most of them are true. especially the house cleaning.

Answer 4

Good Stuff !

Answer 5

long but not too shabby.

Answer 6

ur point