Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2006

10. Oprah did a show on cheating husbands and now you suspect that he's
up to hanky panky with his secretary.
9. Geraldo did a show on "Husband Who Hate Their Wives" so you have to
strike him before he strikes you.
8. Donahue did a show on "Husbands Who Cheat With Other Men" and now
your husband disgusts you.
7. Your neighbour's dog told you to kill your husband.
6. Your backyard soil needs nourishment and his body can provide it.
5. He'll be more useful dead than alive.
4. You could really, really, really use the insurance money.
3. There is no number three. (Do not read beyond the word three...
caught you!)
2. Bored Housewife's Syndrome.
1. Possibility exists of getting another husband who doesn't make
embarrassing sounds with his armpits.

2006-11-19 13:27:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 13:26:58 · 4 answers · asked by avdyli a 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:25:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What does the piano sound like and what does the microphone sound like?

2006-11-19 13:25:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here are the lyrics:

And I will lift my hands
For You are who You are
No matter where I am
Every tear I've cried
You hold in Your hand
You never left my side
And though my heart is torn........

2006-11-19 13:25:25 · 6 answers · asked by KylieM 6 in Music

2006-11-19 13:25:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Does anyone remember that Barbie commercial that they used to show at the movie theatres right before the movies came on? It was like Barbie in a cup of Pepsi & it also said 'Please turn off your cell phones' when Barbie got electricuted?

Does anyone remember it? If so, where could I find it?

Thanks a bunch!

2006-11-19 13:24:29 · 3 answers · asked by meganxrenee07 1 in Movies

does anyone else find him attractive? cuz i tried to deny it for a looooong time. lol. ♥

2006-11-19 13:24:21 · 15 answers · asked by Trouble :-) 2 in Celebrities

Caus' they came from "afar."

2006-11-19 13:23:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Whats the song that I think is an older song but some of the lyrics are " if you ever feel the rain" and its a guy singing it..?

2006-11-19 13:22:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Say your reading about the movie and to the left you see customer lists the movie was included on. How do I create such a list, say of my favorite movies or a theme list of movies? I wondered if only certain people are allowed this option because I cant find instructions or an option to do this on the site.

2006-11-19 13:22:44 · 1 answers · asked by SASHA123 4 in Movies

Or, for those of Chinese ancestry - chopsticks?

2006-11-19 13:22:04 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was sexier, Marlon Brando in 'A Streetcar named Desire' or Paul Newman in 'The Long Hot Summer'?

As much as I love Paul Newman, I would have to go with Marlon. He was so incredible in that movie. It's my absolute favorite!!

2006-11-19 13:22:02 · 2 answers · asked by KylieM 6 in Celebrities

I think I can take a hit to the nuts and still be standing. Ladies, you get one shot, what do you do? (must be you, no objects)

2006-11-19 13:21:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

so im turning 21 in two weeks and alot of my friends are not going to be 21 so i can't go to vegas or a bar or anything like that does anyone have any ideas.... maybe something low key???? but fun !!!!

2006-11-19 13:20:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I just recently went to a christian rock concert w/ some friends and I really enjoyed the music style. what are some good radio stations dealing mostly in christian rock...preferably on FM...thank you!!

2006-11-19 13:20:17 · 2 answers · asked by Emilee O 2 in Music

The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.

She told the students to each take only one treat.
Next to the basket of apples was a sign:
Take only one, God is watching.

As one little boy reached over to take a cookie, the boy next to him said, "Take all you want, God's watching the apples"!

2006-11-19 13:19:34 · 14 answers · asked by smile♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know if anybody actually "likes" mariah. please don't say her!

2006-11-19 13:18:43 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-19 13:18:31 · 17 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:17:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:16:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:16:55 · 5 answers · asked by mared 5 in Horoscopes

Would you date a woman with a penis, or a man with a vagina?

You can't say NEITHER, you have to choose ONE.

And if you have anything negative to say, please keep it to yourself. Remember the saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".

2006-11-19 13:16:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.

2. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

2006-11-19 13:16:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That God is just a spirit that watches over the Earth and controls what goes on on Earth. That angels are people who did good in life and they are like Leo from the show Charmed. They are assigned to watch over and guide people. That the Devil is a evil spirit who exist in a form of a person.

2006-11-19 13:16:09 · 7 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

isnt he a comedian?

2006-11-19 13:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think I can take a hit in the groin by any one of you girls. You get one shot, what will you do? (must be you, no objects)

2006-11-19 13:15:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:14:53 · 33 answers · asked by Breezy 2 in Polls & Surveys

"ABSOLUTELY" no country and USA only
WEBSITES PLZ tyvm

2006-11-19 13:14:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys