10. Oprah did a show on cheating husbands and now you suspect that he's
up to hanky panky with his secretary.
9. Geraldo did a show on "Husband Who Hate Their Wives" so you have to
strike him before he strikes you.
8. Donahue did a show on "Husbands Who Cheat With Other Men" and now
your husband disgusts you.
7. Your neighbour's dog told you to kill your husband.
6. Your backyard soil needs nourishment and his body can provide it.
5. He'll be more useful dead than alive.
4. You could really, really, really use the insurance money.
3. There is no number three. (Do not read beyond the word three...
caught you!)
2. Bored Housewife's Syndrome.
1. Possibility exists of getting another husband who doesn't make
embarrassing sounds with his armpits.
2006-11-19 13:27:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10) He took out the garbage and never came home.
9) He took you out to the garbage
8) His bathroom hygiene is "it's on the rim it's in"
7) He always think you are PMS'ing
6) He hogs the TV with football
5) He always comments on Teri Hatcher's tata's during Desperate Housewives
4) He refers to sex as trimming the bush
3) He does not take his time and he misses a few spot when trimming the bushes
2) He has bored a few of the local housewives and you know it.
1) The is a no armed man down the street that has been eye balling you for the last twelve years.
2006-11-19 14:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tim D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope and always had a problem with this on the news....if you don't like him GET A FREAKIN' DIVORCE. I personally have had a couple of the problems listed but your spouse does NOT cause it. Would never kill him..told him years ago I would not kill him, would not divorce him..if he ticked me off enough I would just make him wish I would
2006-11-19 14:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. 6 is the good one.
2006-11-19 16:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm...will consider all options!! but insurance money sounds nice....
2006-11-19 13:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ................interesting reasons............... but it's difficult to answer since I do not have a husband...........LOL..........but thanks for sharing and hope you enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-11-19 13:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋