Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2006

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

2006-11-17 10:28:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....and I want to know if they play anything from the Division Bell, which is one of my favorite CD's EVER!!!!

2006-11-17 10:27:38 · 2 answers · asked by Agent99 5 in Music

build me up build me up buttercup baby just to let me down, and push me around.

2006-11-17 10:27:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-17 10:26:30 · 37 answers · asked by I am 14 And In the 8th grade! 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why? (Princess Ariel is "Clara" from "Drawn together" so you know what she did already there LOL)

2006-11-17 10:25:40 · 4 answers · asked by Y! Jennifer! 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-17 10:25:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me like 3 times badly..

2006-11-17 10:25:21 · 15 answers · asked by DDTHAPPINESS 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's driving me nuts- who IS that guy????

2006-11-17 10:25:01 · 2 answers · asked by Jessiham 3 in Television

2006-11-17 10:24:21 · 27 answers · asked by George C 2 in Movies

date him and she says he is older than her and she just turned 70. Does anyone know his real age? Why would he lie about it? I thought that was something only women do.

2006-11-17 10:24:19 · 4 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Music

2006-11-17 10:23:27 · 41 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

im having a girls only kareoke party.
what games can we play while we are waiting to sing?

we are aged between 22 and 26

2006-11-17 10:23:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-17 10:23:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

the one where theres a big white tree and stuff and mostly evrything is white, lol! i think its Target's latest x-mas commercial....thanks...

2006-11-17 10:22:50 · 1 answers · asked by marcod 1 in Television

2006-11-17 10:22:13 · 2 answers · asked by Connie 3 in Television

I do, I do not know why; guess it's a habit....

2006-11-17 10:20:40 · 41 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

I loved Hate, and was sad ( sniffle ) when it ended. Liked Studs Kirby.
Is Bagge doing anything now? And Daniel Clowes creeps me out,but is he worth investigating anyway? Recommendations, please, anyone?

2006-11-17 10:20:28 · 2 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2 in Comics & Animation

This question still applies to the people who already have children, too... I don't want to because I'm afraid that I'll be a bad mother... :-)

2006-11-17 10:19:24 · 49 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPTJEFnpYDc

2006-11-17 10:18:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A penny saved is...

2006-11-17 10:17:41 · 39 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm new and I'm trying to find my place in the Y/A world.

2006-11-17 10:17:37 · 12 answers · asked by damperthandamp 1 in Polls & Surveys

after watching the children In Need Bond thing who is your favorite female news presenter? for me it's got to be Kate Silverton with the glasses :-D?

2006-11-17 10:16:44 · 7 answers · asked by Mark k 4 in Television

Can you please tell me all the notes on the trumpet?!
My daughter plays it, and doesn't know the notes!! The bad thing is, I don't either! I never played the trumpet!

2006-11-17 10:16:09 · 4 answers · asked by jessemccartney946 2 in Music

BUTTFUCKIN MAYBE?

2006-11-17 10:15:59 · 8 answers · asked by John Wayne!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 10:15:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sweet dreams made of?

2006-11-17 10:15:26 · 20 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-17 10:14:59 · 3 answers · asked by Hurt'n4aSquirt'n 2 in Music

i seem to remember a cellar or a barge, some area under another, lots of songs and colourful clothes, sunday so religious stories too - the sunday gang? no one ever knows what im on about so i often think i am making it up!! please help!

2006-11-17 10:14:56 · 6 answers · asked by michelle j 1 in Television

God Bless and Be Safe:)

2006-11-17 10:14:44 · 9 answers · asked by Yeah it's me................ 2 in Movies

Or would you phone eveybody you know and tell them its great ???

2006-11-17 10:14:03 · 12 answers · asked by Hidden 3 in Polls & Surveys