A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2006-11-17 10:28:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-17 10:29:20 · update #1
THAT'S HYSTERICAL
2006-11-17 10:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-11-17 10:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-1
2006-11-17 10:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about sexieness, but it was so hilariouse, I copied it, and am going to tell my bayfrien when I get home, and then call my mom and tell her.
I actually haven't heared it before. I give it a
9
2006-11-17 10:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10 totally sexy....5 or 6 lol lmao totally
2006-11-17 10:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by angeltinkcutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, not sexy but, yeah, funny. The panel gives you 9.5, 9.3, 9.7, 9.2, and a 4.3 from the Russian judge.
2006-11-17 10:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well not sexy atall eww parets haha but pretty funny 5
2006-11-17 10:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny i give it a 9!
2006-11-17 10:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE. STILL GOOD!!
7 1/2
2006-11-17 10:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. lol thats funny.
2006-11-17 10:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, but i don't see how it wold be sexy ... I give it a 8.
2006-11-17 10:38:42 · answer #11 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋