Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

I am looking for a TV programme that was broadcast around 1988/89 on (BBC One), a period drama about women in the 2nd world war (women in the French Resistance) and so far no luck in finding any information so I want to physically look through old TV Times or something like that. Any idea where I can go?

2006-11-14 05:06:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

2006-11-14 05:04:19 · 27 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

2006-11-14 05:04:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or, though there is no chance this would happen, do they need Peter Gabriel to regain the spotlight as well?

2006-11-14 05:03:56 · 6 answers · asked by Gwydyon 4 in Music

2006-11-14 05:03:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen for a drink," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me piece of cake?" The husband says, "Sure." She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?" He says, "No, I can certainly remember that!"

Then the woman says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it." The man replies, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries. "

She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok." Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can
remember that! Cakewith strawberries! And whipped cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 30 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"




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2006-11-14 05:03:19 · 20 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have tried to find a song in which probably were following words:
I knew you had to live...
Sometimes it's hard to make up your mind...
[Chorus]
Change, change my world, change my mind.........

if you know the singer or name of this song, please, put me on notice.

2006-11-14 05:03:16 · 1 answers · asked by Nasonov Dmitry 1 in Music

I heard they did. If you listen to their new realeases it sounds like they are doin the same thing P Diddy and J. Lo did. (you know, writing songs about their realtionship) LIke in Beyonce's Irreplaceable it sounds like it's aimed at Jay and Also Ring the Alarm sounded like it was addressing the Jay Z and Rihanna Rumors. Then Jay has some song that sounds like it's talkin about beyonce. I can't seem to find a reliable source to tell me if its true or not. I hope it isn't.

2006-11-14 05:02:59 · 15 answers · asked by Reese 2 in Celebrities

you could be arrested for farting in public.There may be designated farting cubicles on every street corner to harness the power of the fart,Or will they just still be funny,god i'm bored! and i can't sleep.Does my question show my sleeping frustration,will this be added to the list of removed questions so many questions,can i get a hundred answers to a farting question?.now that would be just as funny as the farts themselves

2006-11-14 05:02:57 · 27 answers · asked by ''H'' 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is he gone from the show. He is a great actor and would like to see more of him on any show.

2006-11-14 05:02:44 · 3 answers · asked by bdanylak@sbcglobal.net 1 in Television

2006-11-14 05:02:38 · 5 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

end up sharing a sleeper cabin on a transcontinental train, and both seem a little embarrased....However, when bed time comes, they are both very tired, and the man goes to sleep in the top bunk, and the woman sleeps in the bottom bunk.
At 1am the man awakes feeling cold and nudges the woman and says "Miss, could you do me a favour and pass me an extra blanket out of the closet?"
The woman replies "I have a better idea, lets pretend we are husband and wife for just one night"
"Oh yes, now youre talking" says the man.
"Good" says the woman,"Get your own fu**ing blanket"
After a short pause the man broke wind, and went back to sleep

2006-11-14 05:01:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 05:01:19 · 8 answers · asked by PMV 1 in Music

mine is better than me BY, Hinder

2006-11-14 05:00:25 · 17 answers · asked by ~ hollister babe ~ 1 in Music

2006-11-14 05:00:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 05:00:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-14 04:59:01 · 16 answers · asked by Sue F 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 04:58:05 · 16 answers · asked by tttyhin 2 in Polls & Surveys

Pearl Jam played a song on vh1 storytellers, In the song it said George W find another country to be a part of. If anyone knows the name of the song please respond.
Thanks, Doughboy

2006-11-14 04:57:53 · 1 answers · asked by dough232002 1 in Music

heheh :) ???

2006-11-14 04:57:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which of these two ethnic groups in America suffer more grief from prejudice and bigotry? The Italians have the stereotype of being selfish theives and corrupt mobsters, while the Poles get this reputations for being stupid drunks incapable of anything above manual factory labour.

Who suffered more in the past and who still suffers the most from these assumptions?

2006-11-14 04:57:29 · 6 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 04:57:22 · 36 answers · asked by chelsae g 3 in Movies

2006-11-14 04:57:15 · 1 answers · asked by so_real_n_beautiful09 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 04:56:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it has these words in it......E-v-e-r-y-d-a-y and eevveerryy nniigghht, I'll bee allright... and a guy and girl sing it when he says those words he sings em with long notes, its a bit of a techno-dance song...and in there theres an Ohhh baby! and then the girl comes in.... any luck? of the name or who sings it?

2006-11-14 04:54:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

no hanky panky, just a good rub down

2006-11-14 04:54:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 04:53:56 · 10 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

hi

can anyone tell me if that love potion you get really works

out the joke shop lol your supposed to put in a hot drink an mix

2006-11-14 04:53:17 · 14 answers · asked by David 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Are they generally good people?

2006-11-14 04:52:50 · 12 answers · asked by Ipsa sola 4 in Horoscopes

I have made a mess out of my life. Once a brilliant school head boy, now it seems i'm defeated, down and fallen. Any support?

2006-11-14 04:52:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes