A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
2006-11-14 05:04:19 · 27 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9.99
2006-11-14 05:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by (^___^) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-14 13:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by bitsman123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-14 13:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by dawn_horger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10=100/100
2006-11-14 13:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Reality-blver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I've never heard it before so I have to give it a 10 I'm always looking for new jokes
2006-11-14 13:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by CarolinaGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! 9 outta 10!
2006-11-14 13:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT GETS A 7
2006-11-14 13:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by kurtball2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before, but it's kinda amusing.
9/10
2006-11-14 13:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by nilu v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. It made me chuckle. But not laugh out loud funny
2006-11-14 13:06:43 · answer #9 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 funny, but unbeliveable. Any husband would kill not feed him.
2006-11-14 13:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious i definately give you a 10+. thank you for making me laugh today.
2006-11-14 13:06:43 · answer #11 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋