Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

What about you? Do race/gender matter? Will our next President be a woman?

2006-11-14 05:17:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pot should be legalized? Not necessarily for or against it, just curious...

2006-11-14 05:17:50 · 19 answers · asked by Janhellyca 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 05:17:47 · 11 answers · asked by Sue F 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 05:16:49 · 3 answers · asked by valenore303 1 in Music

huh ? hehe :)

2006-11-14 05:16:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she is not on the street now

2006-11-14 05:16:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It is country music and it's sang by a guy. It is also not too old probably some time in the 1990's

2006-11-14 05:15:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anna 1 in Music

When Carrie Underwood won Best Female Vocalist at the CMA awards Faith Hill's reaction was , hands in the air and saying, "What!", then stormed off. Said she was "just kidding", but you can tell by her reaction on camera that she was not.

2006-11-14 05:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by texas_gurl 3 in Television

2006-11-14 05:15:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

she is not on the street now

2006-11-14 05:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

how many of you like all in the family?if you do,who do you like on the show?and why.

2006-11-14 05:14:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

2006-11-14 05:14:02 · 17 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 05:13:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do Pamela Anderson's sons think about their mom?

2006-11-14 05:13:06 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Londoners♥ 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 05:12:17 · 8 answers · asked by Alec Guinness 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to go with "I will" by Allison Krauss, it is hypnotically amazing!!

2006-11-14 05:11:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-14 05:11:39 · 27 answers · asked by Maribel 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 05:10:14 · 4 answers · asked by Uncle Sam 1 in Music

Does Shane die??? Did he not turn back to the crying boy calling out his name because he had died and the horse just kept going? Is this his retribution for his lifestyle of violence and he dies in his final battle, after defeating the evil/??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BOOK??????!!!!??? AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHH!!!!

2006-11-14 05:09:56 · 5 answers · asked by ergonomia 2 in Movies

The song is on a commercial for the new xbox game "Gears of War". The lyrics are something like, "worn out faces, worn out places", and it kind of sounds like Art Garfunkel. Anyone know?

2006-11-14 05:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by batmantis1999 4 in Music

2006-11-14 05:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

I give them about 3 years.

2006-11-14 05:08:25 · 18 answers · asked by JusticeManEsq 5 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 05:08:06 · 15 answers · asked by wonderwoman 4 in Polls & Surveys

The only thing that the tax man has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket?
8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

2006-11-14 05:07:57 · 16 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 05:07:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i can do chewbacca
cartman
a lady that smokes 12 packs a day
my guidance counselor from high school
gary the retard
and much much more!

2006-11-14 05:07:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.

The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.

The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."

2006-11-14 05:07:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 05:07:33 · 13 answers · asked by lalalalala 1 in Music

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Brian


"Well just relax and let it happen"


And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

2006-11-14 05:07:11 · 18 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I need help finding a song! It's from the 70's...it goes, "Pick and grin, you don't have to play to win, but then you might"

2006-11-14 05:06:40 · 2 answers · asked by Mel in STL 1 in Music