A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
2006-11-14 05:07:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles.
The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said, "Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
2006-11-14 05:07:54 · update #1
i had expected him to eat the egg before he got up lol
2006-11-14 10:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh What an expensive egg for the Englishman ! He paid too much for a hen's Egg !!! Good ...Too humerous and conceived with carefully woven plot !! I liked it !!! Ha Ha Ha ...
2006-11-14 13:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Thats a good one. Not the type of thing I would tell my mother though !
XD
Thankies for the giggles
2006-11-14 14:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thas funny
2006-11-14 13:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Nose Lobes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol x 2 ... at least some one was smart in the situation :)
2006-11-14 13:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by baby carol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my Lord! That was sooooo funny! Thank you.
2006-11-14 13:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was soooooooooooooo cruel. gud 1. lmao
2006-11-14 13:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Reality-blver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yeah that's cute!
2006-11-14 13:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Twissta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2006-11-14 14:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. old but good
2006-11-14 13:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋