The only thing that the tax man has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax £30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket?
8 - 10" Pole Tax £25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax £15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax £3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
2006-11-14 05:07:57 · 16 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where do i apply for my refund
2006-11-14 05:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by pdudenhefer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, what about the child care expenses it will accumulate? There should be some type of write off for that, or should they get a lawyer for protection?
2006-11-14 05:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Twissta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't joke about this, our government are liable to think its a good idea...
Mind you they would fall into the "Super Luxury" tax, I have never seen such a bunch of big p****ks.
2006-11-14 05:24:23 · answer #3 · answered by smithy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I notice none of the guys are declaring which bracket they fall in :-)
2006-11-14 11:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by starlet108 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad it's not original. Yet funny.
2006-11-14 05:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nose Lobes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope i dont have to pay inheritance tax if it gets out of hand
2006-11-14 05:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah what about tax relief???
2006-11-14 05:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very very gd 10/10
2006-11-14 05:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those rates are a bit stiff.
2006-11-14 05:21:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
mines going into hiding
2006-11-14 06:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 06:32:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋