Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
2006-11-14 05:04:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol :)
and what did you forget?
2006-11-14 10:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phelps is ordinary for his aggressive anti-homosexuality stance. He likes to pass to funerals of youthful men and ladies who have been gay in existence, and manage an illustration nearby shouting that the departed are burning in Hell. Phelps rejects the extra worry-unfastened Christian thought that God is all-loving and loves the sinner yet hates the sin. He makes use of scripture to returned up the thought there are some people, particularly homosexuals, that God hates (particularly "Jacob have I enjoyed yet Esau have I hated." Romans 9:13).
2016-10-22 02:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor ol' Fred
Haha...funny.
2006-11-14 05:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh No Fred ! What asilly thing the Pastor did for you !!! Any way wait for him on the way before you reach your heavenly abode, so that you can settle your score with him !!! Ha Ha Ha ......it was hilarious !!!
2006-11-14 05:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Fred :(
2006-11-14 06:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats was funny
2006-11-14 05:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy_Beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha man that is funny.
2006-11-14 05:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Reality-blver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... freaking hilarious
2006-11-14 05:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, omg too funny
2006-11-14 05:14:44 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol x 5 ....... i haven't heard tha one yet....nice :)
2006-11-14 05:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by baby carol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋