you could be arrested for farting in public.There may be designated farting cubicles on every street corner to harness the power of the fart,Or will they just still be funny,god i'm bored! and i can't sleep.Does my question show my sleeping frustration,will this be added to the list of removed questions so many questions,can i get a hundred answers to a farting question?.now that would be just as funny as the farts themselves
2006-11-14 05:02:57 · 27 answers · asked by ''H'' 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Perhaps farting will become mandatory and we will all have to spend time in the factory delivering our quota
2006-11-20 07:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's not beat about the bush here. Farts are funny. Farts are the only things that unite every being on this planet. Young, old, mammal, fish, bird, they all fart and they all find it hilarious.
In answer to your question "Will farts always be funny?" the answer in unequivocally yes. However, your 2nd question is way off the mark, and if anything we will be encouraged to fart more in order to protect ourselves from radiation.
So next time you find a fart funny, don't be ashamed, our lives depend on it.
2006-11-14 05:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by Rob C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will always be funny, try a game of farting tennis
if you fart first = 15 love
partner next = 15 all
all good clean smelly fun
2006-11-14 05:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i do hope they stay funny and not illegal, there is nothing funnier than sittin in the work toilets only to hear the person in the cubical next to you let rip unexpectedly and cut it off half way through in utter humiliation then make some noise as interference...i personally wash my hands slowly until they come out red faced then lift my leg and fart really loud then run from the toilet...haha!!!
2006-11-14 05:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they will always be funny to me, but that is an interesting thought about harnessing the power, perhaps we could start to "milk" cattle of more than just milk.
2006-11-14 05:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well they are hilarious in this house especially form my nine year old daughter who likes to 'rock the floorboards' with hers! My husband who likes to do it under the duvet and then slowly release them to my nasal area. My dog who hasn't got a clue that its her that the smell is coming from and looks at us with disgust as though its one of us. i just don't think that there that funny not when I'm surround by the obnoxious smell most of my life. Im glad my baby hasnt realised just what that noise is yet god help me when she does.
2006-11-14 05:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by jobis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish they would light up so we can see exactly who's doing em and when.. A.bright yellow kind of a glow would be good. Old ladies, teachers, shop keepers, vicars,Tv stars, we would all know. Imagine a ballerina all graceful cocking over on one leg looking like a swan and then a bright yellow trail of smoke from her a.ss, soooo funny...
2006-11-14 05:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is still funny, and if I were around in 100 years time and they were outlawed, God would I be in trouble, I fart all the time !!!!!
2006-11-14 05:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by angelswings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny thought!
I think mine should be illegal (they are a health hazard), but everyone elses will be funny forever.
2006-11-14 05:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting will most definately always be funny...
2006-11-14 05:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋