Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

2006-11-14 10:10:22 · 6 answers · asked by j 2 in Music

I'm thinking about getting one. I want to know how long do you hurt afterwards? Which one feels more real saline or silicone? I want bigger boobs, but I want them to be soft, not hard-looking.

2006-11-14 10:10:11 · 15 answers · asked by CTargrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 10:10:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Really embaracing

2006-11-14 10:09:51 · 7 answers · asked by K. L. 1 in Polls & Surveys

An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."

2006-11-14 10:09:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

2006-11-14 10:09:22 · 6 answers · asked by the_sac_kings_r_number_1 1 in Jokes & Riddles

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the alley when they decided they were beginning to get sober. They first checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them. They were disappointed to only find $1.25. Finally, after deep thought, one of the men got an idea. He went to a hot dog stand and bought a hot dog. He walked back to the alley and told the friend that he had found the way to get some free drinks.

They went to the first bar and began drinking shots of hard liquor. Finally, the bartender told the two that if they wanted any more drinks, they better show him that they had some money to pay for it. The man with the hot dog opened his zipper and put the wiener through the opening. He had his friends get down and start sucking on it. The bartender cursed them and made them leave, calling them *******. They went to another bar and got the same response. They did this at about 20 different bars until they became dog drunk. They staggered back to the alley and lay down waiting to pass out. One of the drunks turned over to the other and said, "Man I have got to admit, that hot dog trick worked great."

At this, the other drunk turned looked at him with a sheepish grin and said, "What hot dog? I ate it at the second bar!"

2006-11-14 10:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by G 1 in Jokes & Riddles

IF so, tell me what show, game show, or movie! : )

2006-11-14 10:08:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ikx86GjSZ6A

2006-11-14 10:07:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Has anyone seen that movie (with Tom Hanks) and if so is it worth buying?? It's @ circuit city for $13.99 8-)

2006-11-14 10:07:33 · 10 answers · asked by dazed*n*confused 5 in Movies

Free guitar lessons online? Does anyone know where to find them?

2006-11-14 10:06:44 · 6 answers · asked by Helter Skelter 2 in Music

2006-11-14 10:06:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 10:06:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anne L 1 in Music

The only word I know are, "and you know I'd walk a thousand miles." It has a lot piano in it an a girl sings it. It used to be popular a while ago. That's all I know, but the piano part has been stuck in my head for a whil.

2006-11-14 10:06:05 · 9 answers · asked by Kat 2 in Music

2006-11-14 10:05:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would u do? i just need some simple answer nuthing dumb but i just need to know

2006-11-14 10:05:16 · 14 answers · asked by Gina 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 10:04:59 · 4 answers · asked by lairdie 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-14 10:04:42 · 8 answers · asked by dirty n 2 in Polls & Surveys

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

2006-11-14 10:04:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to nominate Gateshead - a few strings of lightbulbs in the town centre and that's it

2006-11-14 10:04:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to figure out where the hell I got this from

2006-11-14 10:04:09 · 3 answers · asked by Jennifer M 1 in Polls & Surveys

when Simpsons and American Dad is on that's when I get everything done before Family guy comes on..I dont really watch War at home..The son is kinda funny but the dad is not really believable as a real father for me..If it wasn't for family guy the show ratings would be way low....

2006-11-14 10:04:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

google them if you don't know what they look like. i think they're cute. i used to think they were funny looking but yeah i wanna hug one. thats what theyre long necks are for ya know :)
anyone else find llamas cute?

2006-11-14 10:03:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, the commercial where the silly blonde gets whacked in the head at the beach?

2006-11-14 10:03:39 · 6 answers · asked by badbilly 5 in Music

Wass really really good I want to know how do you find out who as been checking out your myspace profile because all it show is profile views and if you wanna check out my myspace pro go to
www.Myspace.com/papoose_gurl or put in my email address baby_girl3072@yahoo.com but be shore to answer my question

2006-11-14 10:03:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 10:02:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my friend are kinda mean people i guess... we make up stuff about people.. and make up names for people.. etc.

SO, today i was in one of my classes sitting next to her and she said "ok come up with a new name for _____."

So i thought for about 25 seconds and came up with one.
Then i kinda laughed one laugh and said to her:
"ok.. here it is: Big Vag"
And we laughed so hard.

NOW do you think im funny? because me and her are both pretty funny people and we crack eachother up. IM SO FUNNY RITE????????

2006-11-14 10:02:26 · 25 answers · asked by Fernesta 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm referring to I, Robot, in case anyone wasn't sure. Anyway, I understand that Spooner didn't trust the robots because he thought they were capable of doing more harm than good, but it seem that what sparked his mistrust is the car accident he took part in.

What I don't understand is that he seems to be mad at robots because they can't make human choices (such as saving a young girl rather than an adult) and as such, wants to get rid of them. But doesn't he realize that had the robot not been walking in the vicinity of the car accident, both he and the little girl would have died as a result? It's not like the robot prohibited a human from jumping into the water as well. There weren't any humans around, in fact, it was a human that caused the accident and trapped him and the little girl. Anyone else feel that his anger is misdirected?

(BTW, I'm not knocking the movie in any way. I actually think it's a very enjoyable depiction of Philip K. Dick's vision)

2006-11-14 10:02:10 · 5 answers · asked by I Am Legend 5 in Movies

2006-11-14 10:02:05 · 1 answers · asked by nick 1 in Television

Ok, who do ya think iz cuter, hoter, sweeter, uh sry well Chris Brown or Orlando Bloom??? <3

P.S. i think Chris Brown iz better but hey i wanna know what u ppl think ; ) <3

2006-11-14 10:01:58 · 13 answers · asked by Chris B's chic 2 in Celebrities