Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29". "I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

2006-11-14 10:29:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what do you think ????

your best pysical features are ?? I know they will at least let me ask this so here we go

2006-11-14 10:29:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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most attractive day-time tv star?

between des & mel and kiddies shows theres not much talent is there? but whos the best out of a bad bunch?

2006-11-14 10:29:29 · 9 answers · asked by ciaran_m_o 2 in Television

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How many of you listen to 100.1 KFED?

2006-11-14 10:28:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you like daddy yankee?

2006-11-14 10:28:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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metal band suggestions?

James Hetfield: rhythm guitar and vocals
Mike Portnoy: drums
Stu Hamm: bass
Janne Wirman: keyboard

i need a lead guitarist.....i'm trying to get no more than one member from any group......so i can't have satriani or petrucci or alexi leiho or hammett unfortunately.....maybe i'll change my mind later.......for now who do you recommend that would go well with the rest? wylde? angelo? vai? ............

2006-11-14 10:27:55 · 8 answers · asked by Twsti07 2 in Music

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(manly voice) WITH ALL THIS SPANDEX YOU WOULD THINK I WAS GAY!!!?

2006-11-14 10:27:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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McSteamy, Mc Dreamy or McGay dude?

Poor George, he picked a bad time to come out of the closet. On an anatomy show....like he won't be picked to the bone by people now.
He is so cute too. So sweet and well, of course he is gay. Three hot babes and it was the girls have sex dreams not him.

2006-11-14 10:27:16 · 8 answers · asked by Denise W 6 in Television

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OK!! Who sings this song? (I only remember a few words though ^_^)?

Lyrics go like...

~I'm blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would...~

2006-11-14 10:26:53 · 11 answers · asked by ^_^ 3 in Music

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Anybody know if there are any Glastonbury DVD'S avaliable.?

2006-11-14 10:26:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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who likes the song SMACK THAT???

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-14 10:26:23 · 10 answers · asked by Maggie Smith 1 in Music

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Any site where i can find which are the most popular songs right now?

2006-11-14 10:26:18 · 3 answers · asked by Mr Business 3 in Music

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HOW MANY YAHOO ACCTS DO U HAVE???ahhhhhh?

2006-11-14 10:26:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ROB the jewelry store, tell 'em make me a grill?

:)

2006-11-14 10:24:23 · 3 answers · asked by Pirate 4 Life 3 in Music

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WHEN WAS THE LAST TlME..............?

2006-11-14 10:23:50 · 29 answers · asked by LIZARD 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What is another site I can go to?

For music? FREE music? I have already been to Yahoo and AOL I dont know of anymore. NEITHER have the song I want to hear! Thank you!

2006-11-14 10:23:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Why are all the questions including mine so lame today?

I can't even bring myself to answer any of them. Can you help me cure this boredom and bring me out of my funk?

2006-11-14 10:23:27 · 17 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what would be your choice for changing tracks on radio1 and why?

that part of the show (I think its usually on Jo Whiley) where people write in with their story about a changing moment in their life and they request a song that reminds them of that stage of their life and how that song changed them. What would be your changing track and why?

2006-11-14 10:23:11 · 5 answers · asked by Proinsias 2 in Polls & Surveys

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ARE U A TROLL?????ah?

2006-11-14 10:22:46 · 20 answers · asked by LIZARD 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I buy what I want or pay some of a bill off?

Read all of this first.

I have a work study job and I want to buy some manga and a new videow game. The total would be like $80. It is my money so I should be able to buy it. But I also have charges on a credit card, because I used it to help my mom pay a few bills.

Now should I pay some of the bill off or should I buy these items I want. My mom said that she would pay the bill off, buy a min of 10months and around 4 dollar finance charge, it's going to take a while. But I really want these Items, Naruto Manga, it would just be volumes 1-5 and the New Mortal Kombat game that is out.

So what should I do?

2006-11-14 10:22:30 · 8 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you rather see the Future or change the Past?

2006-11-14 10:22:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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There was this traveling salesman...?

I hear that all the time in old movies 'There was traveling saleman and he stoped at a farm (the farmer's daughter....)' is there a ending to that?

2006-11-14 10:21:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Jewelry Store?

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".

2006-11-14 10:19:48 · 10 answers · asked by the_sac_kings_r_number_1 1 in Jokes & Riddles