An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."
2006-11-14 10:09:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny, great joke!!!
it made me laugh!!!
2006-11-14 10:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by NICOLE22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You saying us Scots are w*nkers pal ?
Well, we know where you feckin live pal an youse is gettin a lumpin an that pal
or was it jock as in athlete in the good old US of A ?
either way its funny
2006-11-14 18:14:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha. Good one!!
It's a nice way to end the evening before I log off.....Thanks :o)
2006-11-14 18:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-14 18:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by jameshens 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-14 18:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny xx
2006-11-14 18:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!
I must stop reading your jokes, they are great! I'll be fired for sure!
2006-11-15 09:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
timid
2006-11-14 18:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!
2006-11-14 18:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by young_mommy_of_two 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one:)
2006-11-14 18:12:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋