One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the alley when they decided they were beginning to get sober. They first checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them. They were disappointed to only find $1.25. Finally, after deep thought, one of the men got an idea. He went to a hot dog stand and bought a hot dog. He walked back to the alley and told the friend that he had found the way to get some free drinks.
They went to the first bar and began drinking shots of hard liquor. Finally, the bartender told the two that if they wanted any more drinks, they better show him that they had some money to pay for it. The man with the hot dog opened his zipper and put the wiener through the opening. He had his friends get down and start sucking on it. The bartender cursed them and made them leave, calling them *******. They went to another bar and got the same response. They did this at about 20 different bars until they became dog drunk. They staggered back to the alley and lay down waiting to pass out. One of the drunks turned over to the other and said, "Man I have got to admit, that hot dog trick worked great."
At this, the other drunk turned looked at him with a sheepish grin and said, "What hot dog? I ate it at the second bar!"
2006-11-14 10:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-14 10:20:25 · update #1
Great Joke
2006-11-15 09:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammitt girl that a funny joke. i'm going 2 use it at a party next time. here a joke for u. the opthometris( the eye doctor) was with his pationt and told him hey man u got to stop masturbading and the patient says why doc i'm i going blind and the doctor says no but your upsetting my clients.
2006-11-14 10:41:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg soo sick but funny lol
omg thats somethin that u would like c on family guy or american dad lol i luved it lmgdfao thnx sooo much for the laugh it totally made mi day :]
2006-11-14 10:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh no wonder they got kicked out funny though
2006-11-14 10:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was already posted like 4 days ago.
2006-11-14 10:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was soooo corny
2006-11-14 10:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by "B" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 10:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwww gross but funny
2006-11-14 10:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that 's a good one!!
2006-11-14 10:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2006-11-14 10:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋