John fancied a girl in his office.....but she was engaged to someone...
One day John got so "frustrated" that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a £100 for a quick sh*g." ....but the girl refused.
John said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her fiancé.....so she called her fiancé and told him the story.
He suggest that she ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, and he won't even be able to get his trousers down.
So she tells John that she'll do it and they go to a quiet room.
Half an hour goes by and the fiancé is waiting for her to call.
Finally after 1 hour he calls and asks what happened......
She said "The ba*tard used coins!"
2006-11-13
06:37:21
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