Entertainment & Music - 13 November 2006

mine are if your not the one [daniel bedingfield] and your still the one [shania twain]

2006-11-13 06:51:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1st
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
2nd
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

2006-11-13 06:51:47 · 12 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-13 06:51:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a blonde reported for her university final examination that
consists of yes/no type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall,

stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of
inspiration, takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin,

marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done,
whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing

the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

she says "I finished the exam in half an hour,
but I'm rechecking my answers."

2006-11-13 06:51:28 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-13 06:50:41 · 2 answers · asked by James W 1 in Movies

if you do not think so, then why don't you rate other's answers?

2006-11-13 06:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Yes yes yes, the notebook kiss was amazing/hot/freaking fantastic. and so was the brokeback mountain kiss. Trust me, i love them too........

can we try some different answers?

2006-11-13 06:49:23 · 24 answers · asked by Eliot D 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:48:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who would u pick and why???

2006-11-13 06:48:29 · 21 answers · asked by billiejoeroxx34 2 in Celebrities

"I was doing the ironing when the phone rang", said Paddy "But what about the other ear ?" queried the doc. "Well i had to phone you for an appointment, didnt I?" replied Paddy

2006-11-13 06:47:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-13 06:47:37 · 3 answers · asked by willie_nillie 1 in Music

Its always Fresh Mozzarella,
Like I just went for pizza and a guy asked for the slice with the Fresh Mozzarella.
What other type is there besides stale?

2006-11-13 06:47:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by puh-lease 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:46:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Why do some seemingly intelligent people still believe in horoscopes? I didn't even know this was a discussion area on here until today! If you believe this, let me show you where the aliens landed for $5 and I have a bridge for sale.

2006-11-13 06:46:16 · 8 answers · asked by RJ 3 in Horoscopes

People who say they saw ghosts or ufos and all types of stuff like that?

2006-11-13 06:45:48 · 30 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I thought it Stingrays but I heard he's not the father and that someone else is

2006-11-13 06:44:54 · 5 answers · asked by RandyOrtonfan84 5 in Television

2006-11-13 06:44:53 · 11 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:44:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i never understood the signs and things..what can you tell me about scorpios??? i have always found it facinating..

2006-11-13 06:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by yourmygoodfeeling 3 in Horoscopes

which one is better?

2006-11-13 06:44:03 · 4 answers · asked by _DestroyingAngel_ 3 in Other - Entertainment

my parents are getting my 12 year old little brother an x box 360, i was thinking about getting him a piano keyboard, what are the odds of him even touching my gift, should i even bother to get it, i do not want to waste my money but i also do not want to be rude?

2006-11-13 06:43:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That u couldnt even stammer out an excuse/reply so u just had to walk away.

2006-11-13 06:43:54 · 6 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:43:07 · 4 answers · asked by fartboy_x 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-13 06:42:37 · 4 answers · asked by basketbal31895 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-13 06:42:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 06:42:10 · 15 answers · asked by maivas229 5 in Celebrities

Whitney Houston's early success has not even been breached by anyone in recent history. Aside from losing her dignity, I am sure she lost billions.

2006-11-13 06:42:06 · 5 answers · asked by Sports Maven 1 in Celebrities

A blonde girl was wanting to be a detective so she goes to the police academy. The teacher has his doubts and asks her what is 4+4? and she says 8 then he asks her to spell police? and she say p o l i c e then the teacher says o.k. now who shot Abraham Lincoln? The blonde jumps up and is so excited and she thanks the teacher and he says what are you thanking me for and she says for putting me on my first murder case.

2006-11-13 06:41:48 · 15 answers · asked by melbow35 2 in Jokes & Riddles

would you be uni-directional or bi-directional

Grassy would be a uni-directional strreet sign.

2006-11-13 06:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys