1st
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
2nd
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
2006-11-13 06:51:47 · 12 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both Good, But if I had to vote on them, I would go for the second:)
Joke 1... 6/10
Joke 2 ...9/10
2006-11-13 06:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1=3
2=8
2006-11-13 07:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jokes have been attractive. i'm a blonde/ brunette. i'm specifically a mild brown with some blonde highlights so i'm the two!!! I appreciate the blonde/ brunette jokes. I take no offence and in my view like this blonde comedian tale- Q- Why became into the blonde fired from the MM production unit? A- She saved throwing out all the W's I provide the jokes a 7.8
2016-10-17 05:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 gets 3
#2 gets 6
2006-11-13 06:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by jessih 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
# 1 gets a 4-5 and #2 gets and 8
I got a blond joke for you tell me i fits funny. Theres a redhead a blond and a brunette their running from the cops see a barn and run in it the redhead gets in a trash can the brunette gets in a trash can and the blond gets in a potato sack. a few minutes later the cops come in they knock on the trashcan with the brunette in it she says meow the y knock on the trash can with the redhead in it she says meow. they shake the potato sack with the blond in it she says Potato Potato.
2006-11-13 10:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Hayley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 good 9
2 cute 9
2006-11-13 06:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1 Kool 7
#2 lol 10
2006-11-13 07:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by Miss.PatrickWhite_onFiYa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1 old joke but OK so gets 4
#2 gets 7
2006-11-13 06:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1...4/10 its old an worn out
#2 8/10 cute but ive heard better!
2006-11-13 07:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
joke number one: 8
joke number two:7
2006-11-13 07:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋