"I was doing the ironing when the phone rang", said Paddy "But what about the other ear ?" queried the doc. "Well i had to phone you for an appointment, didnt I?" replied Paddy
2006-11-13 06:47:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice old joke, always funny, but two ears is good, just has that nice twist to it. Thanks for that.
Never worry about people saying it's old, they all are once you have heard them. I have heard them all at my age, but it is nice to be reminded of them once again:)
2006-11-13 06:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doc probably wondered why Paddy had two buttered pancakes stuck to his ears... Paddy had heard that putting butter on burns worked, so he used some leftovers from breakfast.
2006-11-13 07:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Paddy built a wall and the foreman became into not inspired so he fired him instantaneous. Paddy pleaded asserting if he could desire to instruct the foreman a worse built wall could desire to he have his job lower back. The foreman agreed. Paddy took him to a wall some distance worse. Who built that wall asked the foreman? I did beamed Paddy yet I have been given my job lower back.
2016-10-17 05:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last time i heard this joke it was with a blonde instead of paddy but oh well still a good laugh xXx
2006-11-13 07:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-13 06:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it but didnt quite go for it.
2006-11-13 06:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm? Brent, you sellin your jokes on here?
2006-11-13 06:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one speedy, even better knowing Kizzy doesn't like it !!!!!!
2006-11-13 07:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one
2006-11-13 06:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awh, lol
2006-11-13 06:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋