A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and
her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says,
Ma'am, are you
aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says,
Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says,
OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
2006-11-13 06:31:15 · 42 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG.....I just shot my coke outta my nose....it burns! he he my keyboard and my desk are all sticky! lol thats the funniest damn thing! he he he
2006-11-13 06:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Blond is in her sports car speeding down the highway.
A blond cop pulls her over and approaches the car.
"Ma'am I am going to need to see your license and registration."
The Blond digs through her purse and searches her car for like 5 minutes " I cant find my license. What does it look like??"
The cop replies. "It is square and has your picture on it."
Finally the blonde shrieks happily " I found it!!" handing over her mirrored compact to the officer.
The cop looks at it and says " I didn't know you were a cop. I am going to let you go with just a warning this time."
2006-11-13 06:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Frank R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one.
A man comes across a car crash and finds a blonde inside with a few minor injuries. What he asks how it happened the blonde replies she had swerved to miss hitting a tree. The man looks around confused because they are in the prairie and no tree is in sight. Then he sees her tree shaped air freshener.
2006-11-13 06:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by Bloody Wing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Blonde who came back from London dis-appointed when she discovered Big Ben was a c(l)ock
2006-11-13 06:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q- Why was the blonde's navel sore ?
A- Because her bf was a blonde
ha ha ha that cracks me up, i love blonde jokes.
2006-11-13 11:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by K. Y. N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most blond jokes are old by now, give it a 6.
2006-11-13 06:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that K***y a dozy mare, leaving the baby on a bus. I bet it was hungry too, she's as flat as pancake in the t*t department.
2006-11-13 08:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Thank you. I just died my hair blonde and people treat me different. I feel bad for blondes everyone thinks they are stupid.
2006-11-13 06:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one but not the best , still i give ya props on this one though
2006-11-13 06:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good atempt, but no the best.
2006-11-13 06:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋