John fancied a girl in his office.....but she was engaged to someone...
One day John got so "frustrated" that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a £100 for a quick sh*g." ....but the girl refused.
John said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her fiancé.....so she called her fiancé and told him the story.
He suggest that she ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, and he won't even be able to get his trousers down.
So she tells John that she'll do it and they go to a quiet room.
Half an hour goes by and the fiancé is waiting for her to call.
Finally after 1 hour he calls and asks what happened......
She said "The ba*tard used coins!"
2006-11-13 06:37:21 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol 10/10 !
2006-11-13 06:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have recently seen a couple 2 or 3 of "bend over picking up money...coins" lately but they keep getting me every single time. I dont see it commin. That was also a funny one. lol
:-)
2006-11-13 06:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE! I'm goin blue in the face. Neva laughed that much for a joke b4
2006-11-13 06:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Prince of Persia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny, lol, especially about the whole coins thing
2006-11-13 06:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to be a blonde joke? lol
2006-11-13 06:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, did he glue them tooo? Good one dude.
2006-11-13 17:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? I'll never find one funnier! my side are splitting, 10\10!!!!!
2006-11-13 07:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God she must have jingled all the way home lol
2006-11-13 06:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely 101/100 that was brilliant, so funny, made my monday evening a lot more interesting, definitely sending that one around all my mates, thanks for making me laugh xXx
2006-11-13 07:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good..haven't heard that one!
2006-11-13 07:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋