Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2006

husband just finished reading a book"man of the house"
when he storms into the kitchen,pointed a finger into his wife's face& said
"from now on i am the man of the house,my word is law!
you will prepare a gourmet meal for me every night!

After you will draw me a bath u will lie on the bed and take whats coming to u & then guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?

She replies"the foowking undertaker"

2006-11-12 01:30:31 · 18 answers · asked by robertboozychic 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What have you drank since you woke up?

thanx~

-on my 2nd cherry coke now,been awake for 3 hours

2006-11-12 01:29:16 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like company Christmas parties?

Standing around making small talk, saying you like a co-worker's dress even though it makes her look sleezy or fat, etc. etc.

2006-11-12 01:27:29 · 17 answers · asked by been there, done that 5 in Polls & Surveys

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which network in your opinion has the best shows?

i think fox has the best shows.

2006-11-12 01:26:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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List all the good musicals/plays you know. Which one was the best?

2006-11-12 01:24:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Natalie, Tootie, Joe or Blair????

who did you like best? and do you know what I'm talking about?

2006-11-12 01:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like or dread family reunions?

thanx~

2006-11-12 01:22:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone else think Dierks Bentley is HOT??

I saw him in concert last nite TOTALLY AWESOME!!

2006-11-12 01:21:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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bad joke (maybe worst joke ever)?

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at
these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm
sure it will please God to be able to see them every day,for
eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The
Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits
into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?

2006-11-12 01:21:42 · 13 answers · asked by god g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anybody still like 5ive/Five?????

the boyband that broke up 5yrs ago...but r back now! :)

2006-11-12 01:21:12 · 21 answers · asked by Lee-Lee 2 in Celebrities

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are britney and kevin getting divorced?

ive heard kevin and britney are getting divorced is that true or not

2006-11-12 01:20:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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blonde bird phones the fire brigade?

"help my house is on fire" fireman asks"how do we get there?
Blonde replies "hellloooo" "in the foowking red truck"

2006-11-12 01:20:24 · 16 answers · asked by robertboozychic 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which type of msuic is famous rock or rap?

2006-11-12 01:19:53 · 17 answers · asked by vv 2 in Music

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Why can't people who work in restaurants get the order right?

They write it down or put in in the cash register, yet they still get it wrong. Are they having trouble reading?

2006-11-12 01:17:31 · 11 answers · asked by sister_godzilla 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Where do all the lonely..?

where do all the lonely people go when they feel like crying? Can you tell me where you go?

2006-11-12 01:14:15 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys