Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at
these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm
sure it will please God to be able to see them every day,for
eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. The
Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits
into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
2006-11-12 01:21:42 · 13 answers · asked by god g 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, but even in Heaven, a royal flush
> beats a pair no matter how big they are.
2006-11-12 01:22:03 · update #1
great um.... joke
2006-11-12 01:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a baby seal walks into a club. or two pretzels were walking down the street one was assaulted
2016-05-22 06:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-11-12 01:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah. I'll have to remember that when I die.
2006-11-12 01:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by UnR3aL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har de har har. Good one, eh?
2006-11-12 01:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Reo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...thanks for sharing!!
2006-11-12 01:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-12 01:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is this a question?
:D
2006-11-12 01:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by :D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is cute!
2006-11-12 01:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm........poker in heaven
2006-11-12 01:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋