husband just finished reading a book"man of the house"
when he storms into the kitchen,pointed a finger into his wife's face& said
"from now on i am the man of the house,my word is law!
you will prepare a gourmet meal for me every night!
After you will draw me a bath u will lie on the bed and take whats coming to u & then guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?
She replies"the foowking undertaker"
2006-11-12 01:30:31 · 18 answers · asked by robertboozychic 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... funny! Thanks for the smile... :-)
2006-11-12 01:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm... a familiar scenario. I'll remember the outcome!
2006-11-12 02:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by babs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read it to my hubby of 48 years he lol
2006-11-12 02:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by letitbe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like 'whats the difference between men and floor tiles, lay 'em right first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.......'
2006-11-12 01:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL! I have to remember that when I get married.
2006-11-12 01:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by UnR3aL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you,ve met my wife then
2006-11-12 07:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by deep 6 hal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny, hope your having a good weekend xXx
2006-11-12 03:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
nice reply
2006-11-12 01:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha that was hilarious!
keep on posting!
2006-11-12 01:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i forgot to laugh..sorry
2006-11-12 01:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-12 06:16:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋