goes to the hospital to see the wounded men. The first one he sees has lost an arm, how you doing soldier he asks, fine thank you sir be back in the line soon. Thats the spirit says the General I'll see you get a medal. The next one has lost both legs, how are you he's asked, fine sir don't worry about me I can still fire a gun. My God says the General we can't loose with that sort of chap on our side. The cases are going worse and worse till eventually he comes to a bed with just a head on the pillow, how are you then soldier he asks. F**K OFF he is told, dont bother me. The General turns to the Doctor and says I didn't expect that. Ah well sir he says, he's a bit touchy today you see. How come?
He's having his teeth out tomorrow.!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-12
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