Two Macha's were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid? "
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
2006-11-12 01:51:04 · 8 answers · asked by delphinuz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha cute !!!
2006-11-12 02:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened upon an American
dressed in a bathing suit, flip-flops, a big, over-sized
t-shirt and sunglasses.
The Bedouin gazed at him in amazement, "What are you doing
all the way out here dressed like that!?"
"I'm going swimming," the tourist explained.
"But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab
informed him.
"Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed with a whistle
of appreciation. "Boy, what a beach!"
2006-11-12 09:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,,that was a koooooooool joke,,
well,,i have a joke which is equally kool,,--
a man notices a quote written on a girl's shirt--"handle with care"
he goes home,,wears a pant and writes on it--
"candle with hair"
2006-11-12 09:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-12 09:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
god one
2006-11-12 10:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...............thanks for sharing.
Hope you are enjoying your weekend ; -)
2006-11-12 09:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha... :-)
2006-11-12 10:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-11-12 09:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by UnR3aL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋