Three sisters are sat in their bedroom discussing what they're going to do that night. While deciding, they hear a knock at the front door. Their dad answers it, to find a lad standing there.
"Hiya," says the youth. "My name's Lance - I've come to pick up Flance to take her to the dance. Any chance?"
"Sure," says the dad, and with this Flance leaves for the dance with Lance.
A short while later there's another knock on the door. Again the dad answers. It's another lad, "Hello sir," he says, "I'm Joe, I've come to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Can she go?" The dad nods his okay, and away goes Flo with Joe to the show.
The one girl left on her own feels a bit left out, when finally there's another knock at the door. Again the dad answers.
"Wotcher," says the young man on the doorstep. "My name's Tucker...
"You can piss off!!" shouts the dad as he slams the door shut. :)
2006-11-12
08:04:29
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