George Michael walks into a bar&says to the bartender,"I want you to give me 12yr-old Scotch&don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."The bartender is sceptical&decides to trick George with a glass of 5yr-old.The leather-clad crooner takes a sip, scowls&says,"Bartender this crap is 5yr-old Scotch.I told you I want 12yr-old.
The bartender tries once more with 8yr-old Scotch. George takes a sip, grimaces & says,"Bartender,I don't want this 8yr-old filth.Give me a 12yr-old Scotch!"
Admitting defeat,the bartender dusts off the 12yr-old Scotch from the back of the bar.George takes a sip&sighs, "Ah...now that's the real thing."
A digusting,grimy,stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest.He stumbles over&sets a glass down in front of George&says,"Pal I'm impressed by what you can do.Try this one on me."
George takes a sip&immediately spits out the liquid, crying "Yechh".This tastes like p*ss!"
The drunk's eyes light up."Aye!"he says."Now how old am I?"
2006-11-12
08:23:43
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