A couple had been married for six years, and were having trouble with their sex life: all the husband wanted to do was watch the football on telly. So the wife went to the psychiatrist. He asked her if she had tried aphrodisiacs and she said, "Yes, I've tried everything."
He then asked her if she'd tried crotchless knickers. She hadn't, so she went out and bought some. Back home, she put them on underneath a very short mini-skirt.
As usual, the husband was sitting watch the football. She walked in and sat down opposite him, and folded her legs. He looked up and frowned. She then unfolded her legs very slowly and widely, a number of times. The husband didn't flinch.
So she thoughjt, "Bugger it," and spread them. The husband looked over in horror and said, "Are those crotchless knickers you're wearing?"
"Yes," she purred. "Why?"
"Thank goodness for that," said the husband. "I thought it was a rip in the new sofa."
2006-11-12
07:55:47
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