An Irishman and an American are arguing about who went into space first. The American is adamant that Uncle Sam was the first to put a man on the moon.
"What bollocks," replies the Irishman, "and anyhow, I hear that soon, we'll be sending an Irish astronaut to the sun!"
The American can't believe his ears. "Don't be so ridiculous," he laughs, "the fool would burn to death!"
"You great eejit," replies the Irishman, "We're not all stupid bast***s...we're going to send him up at night."
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A family are on holiday at a nudist camp. Walking around, the little boy looks at all the different-sized d**ks on display. He asks his dad, "Why are those men's willeys all different sizes?"
His dad replies, "Well, if you have a small d**k, you are unintelligent; but if you have a big one your're brainey."
Later on the dad asks his son, "Where's your mother?"
"She's speaking to that man over there," says the little angel, "and he's getting smarter all the time." :)
2006-11-12
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