George Michael walks into a bar&says to the bartender,"I want you to give me 12yr-old Scotch&don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."The bartender is sceptical&decides to trick George with a glass of 5yr-old.The leather-clad crooner takes a sip, scowls&says,"Bartender this crap is 5yr-old Scotch.I told you I want 12yr-old.
The bartender tries once more with 8yr-old Scotch. George takes a sip, grimaces & says,"Bartender,I don't want this 8yr-old filth.Give me a 12yr-old Scotch!"
Admitting defeat,the bartender dusts off the 12yr-old Scotch from the back of the bar.George takes a sip&sighs, "Ah...now that's the real thing."
A digusting,grimy,stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest.He stumbles over&sets a glass down in front of George&says,"Pal I'm impressed by what you can do.Try this one on me."
George takes a sip&immediately spits out the liquid, crying "Yechh".This tastes like p*ss!"
The drunk's eyes light up."Aye!"he says."Now how old am I?"
2006-11-12 08:23:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DISGUSTING......I loved it,thanks for the laugh!!
2006-11-12 08:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by serendipity_siren 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didnt really get it but the part that he drank pee was both disgusting and funny but anyone who gets it share it.
2006-11-12 08:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Aliyah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ha ha ha aha hahahahahaha
2006-11-12 08:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard different versions of this joke before - but this is by far the best!!!! LOL
2006-11-12 08:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahaha, nice.
2006-11-12 08:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Synes thesia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
24 .. or 26..
2006-11-12 08:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by dojorno5 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha very funny
2006-11-12 08:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i like that one
2006-11-12 08:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that.
george don't drink though...he's a pothead.
2006-11-12 08:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was such a predictable punchline...
2006-11-12 08:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋