Three sisters are sat in their bedroom discussing what they're going to do that night. While deciding, they hear a knock at the front door. Their dad answers it, to find a lad standing there.
"Hiya," says the youth. "My name's Lance - I've come to pick up Flance to take her to the dance. Any chance?"
"Sure," says the dad, and with this Flance leaves for the dance with Lance.
A short while later there's another knock on the door. Again the dad answers. It's another lad, "Hello sir," he says, "I'm Joe, I've come to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Can she go?" The dad nods his okay, and away goes Flo with Joe to the show.
The one girl left on her own feels a bit left out, when finally there's another knock at the door. Again the dad answers.
"Wotcher," says the young man on the doorstep. "My name's Tucker...
"You can piss off!!" shouts the dad as he slams the door shut. :)
2006-11-12 08:04:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not to 'bell'...."what rhymes with Tucker?" :)
2006-11-12 08:27:29 · update #1
I just had an accident in my undies. (funny)
2006-11-12 08:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by gumby and pokey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 04:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the story with the name Chuck and the farmer winds up shooting him.
2006-11-12 08:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by queenmaeve172000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-12 08:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-12 08:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..BUT I HEARD THA LAST GUY WAS NAMED CHUCK..
2006-11-12 08:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best ive heard all day!
2006-11-12 08:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2006-11-12 08:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by bell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee Like it!!!
2006-11-12 08:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by zebadee79 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...very good
2006-11-12 08:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋