Tom worked the midnight shift as a mortician's helper. One night Tom was working on a body when he noticed a cork stuck in it's rear end, he pulled it out and it played "Yankee doodle went to town" He slammed the cork back in, but out of curiousity, pulled it back out, sure enough, "Yankee doodle went to town" He called his boss and said you have to get down here, now! The boss said, this better be good" When he arrived, Tom took him to the table and pulled out the cork, it started singing again. The boss turned around and said, "Tom, Tom, Tom, you woke me up at two in the morning to hear some a**hole sing Yankee Doodle?
2006-11-12
13:27:34
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