Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2006

2006-11-12 14:03:47 · 16 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 14:01:46 · 3 answers · asked by Tori H 4 in Magazines

..what should I do?
I can't answer anymore questions because I've reached my daily limit.
What should I do?
What do you do when you're bored?

2006-11-12 14:00:46 · 24 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 14:00:10 · 23 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

C'mon tell me the truth... Britneys back on the market =0

2006-11-12 14:00:06 · 16 answers · asked by Mattimos 3 in Celebrities

i want pizza sushi and ice cream

2006-11-12 14:00:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 13:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

The dictionary???? What word would define a piece of your personality???

2006-11-12 13:58:42 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

the gears of war Commercial?

2006-11-12 13:58:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-12 13:58:03 · 32 answers · asked by melvin-miller@sbcglobal.net 1 in Polls & Surveys

i definitely think that daniel craig is not qualified to be the james bond! i think it should be clive owen! but i was now thinking to watch it because critics say it is the best bond movie.

you can answer this especially those that are members of this site: http://craignotbond.com

2006-11-12 13:57:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the song is call saints are coming
by
U2 Green Day

2006-11-12 13:57:46 · 7 answers · asked by xAxGIRLxCALLxKILLx 3 in Music

2006-11-12 13:57:40 · 16 answers · asked by musicgirl31♫ 4 in Polls & Surveys

You can only pick one=(

2006-11-12 13:57:27 · 28 answers · asked by amiguita_malu 2 in Movies

Three girl who were fast friends got married to different men a Gujrati, Bengali and Sardaarji and went for honeymoon to different places

when they returned from honeymoon they met each other and shared their secrets
First " I enjoyed my honeymoon to the max my husband is a natural lover i saw different places and sight seeing

the second one said" my husband is an archeologist i saw monunents and historical places

the third one did not said any thing

when the other two insisted she said " I only saw the ceiling fan"

2006-11-12 13:56:52 · 17 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades:

"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."

"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"

"When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

"Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration."

"For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow."

2006-11-12 13:55:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And I'm still folding clothes...OMG!
I do not like doing the wash...frown

2006-11-12 13:55:37 · 43 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 13:55:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 13:54:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Well, I was right. Desperate Housewives was so good last week that they couldn't keep it up. November sweeps are supposed to be the best episodes, so far they're 1 for 2. What do you think??

2006-11-12 13:54:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Denver
Chicago
Seattle
Charlotte,NC
Baltimore

2006-11-12 13:54:44 · 21 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

- If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

- In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

- No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

- Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

- Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

- We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

2006-11-12 13:54:25 · 6 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know anything about the band but my brother in-law wants their first cd and I have no idea which one it is.

2006-11-12 13:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by C.M. 1 in Music

2006-11-12 13:54:22 · 6 answers · asked by da_kelly45 1 in Music

i need lyrics to a song by "The Devil Wears Prada" [[ the band]] the song is called "dogs can grow beards all over" thanx

2006-11-12 13:53:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:

§ 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old

§ Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

§ Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back

§ Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot

§ Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister

§ Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.

§ Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack

§ Good looking.........Arrogant

§ Honest....................Pathological liar

§ Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo

§ Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent

§ Mature ...................Until you get to know him

§ Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

§ Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself

§ Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall

§ Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday

§ Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

2006-11-12 13:52:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tomorrow is my friends birthday she is really cute and I want to do something special for her something she will remember for a long time. We are going out for drinks and then sex is what she wants afterwards... She loves oral she always says don't quit So I want to surprise her and put crazy glue on my lips just just before going down on her and glue myself to her vagina and ...What do u think, good idea hey ??

2006-11-12 13:52:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Green Day all the way!!!!!!!!

2006-11-12 13:51:34 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

TRANSLATIONS OF TERMS USED:

FIRST THE WOMEN:

§ 40-ish ............... 49

§ Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will

§ Athletic.......................Flat-chested

§ Average looking.......... Ugly

§ Beautiful..................... Pathological liar

§ Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin

§ Educated ................... College dropout

§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated

§ Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster

§ Free spirit.................... Substance user

§ Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut

§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot

§ Gentle ..................... Comatose

§ Good listener ........... Borderline autistic

§ New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos

§ Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only

§ Open-minded ............. Desperate

§ Outgoing.................... Loud

§ Passionate.................. Loud

§ Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic

§ Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing

§ Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section

§ Reubenesque..............Fat

§ Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight

§ Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat

§ Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!

§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking

§ Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death

§ Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

2006-11-12 13:51:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Now listen i am not a stalker but i just want to know what rachael rays adress and phone number is? I have a house upstate by hers and i always wanted to drive by hers. We even eat at the same restaurants there. If you know any of this information or anything else not easily found on the internet please tell me thanks.

2006-11-12 13:50:33 · 4 answers · asked by Jesse C 2 in Celebrities