TRANSLATIONS OF TERMS USED:
FIRST THE WOMEN:
§ 40-ish ............... 49
§ Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
§ Athletic.......................Flat-chested
§ Average looking.......... Ugly
§ Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
§ Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
§ Educated ................... College dropout
§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated
§ Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
§ Free spirit.................... Substance user
§ Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
§ Gentle ..................... Comatose
§ Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
§ New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
§ Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only
§ Open-minded ............. Desperate
§ Outgoing.................... Loud
§ Passionate.................. Loud
§ Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
§ Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
§ Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
§ Reubenesque..............Fat
§ Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
§ Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
§ Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
§ Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
§ Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
2006-11-12 13:51:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think this might be a reason why women are smarter than men.
2006-11-12 14:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, thats large sounds very authentic,, i'd probable be athletic, sorry :D def not previous shaped.. and definitley outgoing :D what would skinny be :P oh thats proper warm chicks dont submit personal can provide except theyre s ok,anks (no offense) only a shaggy dog tale
2016-11-23 18:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so where is the men's list?
2006-11-12 15:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i am going to read the rest of it and i hope it gets better
2006-11-12 14:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Way to break it down! LOL
2006-11-12 19:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg have too remember those
lmao
2006-11-12 13:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow,is that from your profile?
2006-11-12 14:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-13 00:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2006-11-12 14:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell!!??
2006-11-12 13:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by scape.squad.story 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋