THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:
§ 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
§ Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
§ Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
§ Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
§ Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
§ Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
§ Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
§ Good looking.........Arrogant
§ Honest....................Pathological liar
§ Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
§ Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
§ Mature ...................Until you get to know him
§ Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
§ Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
§ Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
§ Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
§ Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
2006-11-12
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