Tom worked the midnight shift as a mortician's helper. One night Tom was working on a body when he noticed a cork stuck in it's rear end, he pulled it out and it played "Yankee doodle went to town" He slammed the cork back in, but out of curiousity, pulled it back out, sure enough, "Yankee doodle went to town" He called his boss and said you have to get down here, now! The boss said, this better be good" When he arrived, Tom took him to the table and pulled out the cork, it started singing again. The boss turned around and said, "Tom, Tom, Tom, you woke me up at two in the morning to hear some a**hole sing Yankee Doodle?
2006-11-12 13:27:34 · 10 answers · asked by sluggo1947 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh **** lmao this is priceless!!!!!!!!! Good one!!!!
2006-11-12 13:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-12 13:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Joey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame lame go awaya come again another day
2006-11-12 13:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2006-11-12 13:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was good
2006-11-12 13:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha tee hee! ^_^
2006-11-12 14:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its alright, could be better
2006-11-12 13:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by chelgirl87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funn-y
2006-11-12 13:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's great
2006-11-12 13:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by adanthuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!
2006-11-12 13:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋