Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so Exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell His mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..... At this point
Mommy cut Him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose
you Save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
Face when you tell it tonight. "At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
Giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
Started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army.
Mommy fainted!..."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2006-11-11
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