A city cop was on his horse waiting
to cross the street when a little girl named Mary, riding her new shiny
bike stopped beside him."Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl replied, "he
sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
[/color]violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did,"
chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,"Next year tell Santa
the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."
2006-11-11
15:22:04
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