A city cop was on his horse waiting
to cross the street when a little girl named Mary, riding her new shiny
bike stopped beside him."Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa
bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl replied, "he
sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
[/color]violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did,"
chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,"Next year tell Santa
the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."
2006-11-11 15:22:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying officer told you I was speeding, too.
2006-11-11 15:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus MR Goodhi no physique asked for a resume! Who cares..... besides donuts have greater fat and sugar than ham and much less protein. The law enforcement officers would be out in stress on Christmas seeking to objective each and every motive force for DUI. it is how they gets a commission their $70K beginning sales and retire with ninety 9% of their pay at 30 years (inspite of age). they are additionally Union contributors and have the main efficient union obtainable.
2016-10-21 22:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by grewe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was probably me, the little girl...
I actually laughed out loud at that one, and didn't just think it was funny.....
Good one. Truly funny.
How sharp kids are these days!
2006-11-11 15:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks very much for not only making me laugh very hard but also for putting a smile back on my face where it did belong after a long day at the office.
huggs and kisses,
soar.
2006-11-11 15:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG how funny!! I just read this to everyone here and they're busting up!
And I also thank you, it made my day as well. :)
2006-11-11 15:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by SweetPea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so fuuny... i love cop jokes cuz my mom is dating a cop so ima tell him that joke!!! hahaha
2006-11-11 15:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by sexylove1_2008 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was way 2 funny!!
2006-11-11 15:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats was so funny!
2006-11-11 16:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by psugirlie10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute.
2006-11-11 15:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious!-cheers!
2006-11-11 15:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋