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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly departed mother and started back toward
his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to
die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of pain is more than I've
ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied, "My wife's first husband."

2006-11-11 14:43:22 · 12 answers · asked by E-V 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

cool

2006-11-11 14:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i don't think i get it, is it because the second husband (the mourner) doesn't want to be married to the wife and wishes that her first husband never died? is that it????

other wise, i don't think it was really that funny

2006-11-11 14:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by ~*Volleyball Babe*~ 2 · 1 0

Ha Ha Ha ........I understand him! With sympathetic feelings I too express the condolences to the departed soul !!! Nice One !!

2006-11-11 14:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 1

It's alright

2006-11-11 14:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by punisher c 2 · 1 0

I heard this on a Homer & Jethro record in the 1950's. Thanks for the memories.

2006-11-11 14:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by pilgrimofspace 2 · 1 0

I think its been posted at least one other time today... wasn't all that funny then either...

2006-11-11 14:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 2

it wasn't as funny as I was hoping :(

2006-11-11 17:45:12 · answer #7 · answered by Christina 4 · 0 0

that wasnt all that funny

2006-11-11 15:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by sexylove1_2008 2 · 0 0

haha that was toatlly funny.

2006-11-11 14:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

only one comment 'excellent'

2006-11-11 14:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0 1

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