Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so Exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell His mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..... At this point
Mommy cut Him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose
you Save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's
Face when you tell it tonight. "At the dinner table, Mommy asked little
Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
Giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
Started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army.
Mommy fainted!..."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2006-11-11 14:46:22 · 17 answers · asked by rebel_dog 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahah
Kids say the darnedest things. :)
2006-11-11 14:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by dantheman_028 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
...ed him and asked him why he drove into the woods. Dad told him he had to take a wizz. Dad then left; Johnny went back to school. Johnny did not know he saved his father's life because he was going to commit suicide. Moral of the story: We don't always know how we touch other people's lives.
2016-05-22 06:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is true and you made a good point. Next time I will think twice before I interrupt. I want to hear the rest of the story. No wonder I have problems getting people to open up. This makes perfect sense. If I am busy talking they can't get a word in edgewise.
2006-11-11 15:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Busy Lady 2010 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are Perfectly right ! I fully agree with your Moral of the story and sound a caution for todays generation who are loosing their patience in listening !!! Ha Ha Ha ...Good One ! I liked the way it was narrated and presented !!!
2006-11-11 14:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Niiiiicee, I swear I'm NOT being sarcastic. that's just sadly funny.
2006-11-11 14:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by SaLeMiZmE 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha -- little Johnny is such a good kid!!! LOL LOL
2006-11-11 14:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-11 22:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha that was pretty cool
2006-11-11 14:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by punisher c 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one. very funny
2006-11-11 15:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrahahaha! perfect moral!!!
2006-11-11 15:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋