An irish man an aussie and a scouser in a pub.
The 3 men see a man sitting at a table who looks like jesus,so they send him over 3 pints,1 lager,1 guiness and 1 bitter.
Later the man comes over to thank them,he shakes hands with paddy who is instantly cured of his arthritis.
He shakes hands with the aussie who in instantly cured of his bad back.
The scouser shouts "don`t you f ucking touch me i`m on disability benefit!"
2006-11-10
04:04:41
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