An irish man an aussie and a scouser in a pub.
The 3 men see a man sitting at a table who looks like jesus,so they send him over 3 pints,1 lager,1 guiness and 1 bitter.
Later the man comes over to thank them,he shakes hands with paddy who is instantly cured of his arthritis.
He shakes hands with the aussie who in instantly cured of his bad back.
The scouser shouts "don`t you f ucking touch me i`m on disability benefit!"
2006-11-10 04:04:41 · 31 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Terrible! I should complain that this joke is anti Scousers, but I can't - I'm laughing too much!
V funny!
2006-11-17 09:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Bajan Deane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been laughing for a good thirty seconds and was still laughing when I tried to type.
Nothing worse than an idler on disability benefit.
2006-11-15 16:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea that was funny and it's sad at the same time because people are like that
2006-11-10 12:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by 女性ウルバリン 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, nice twist
2006-11-10 12:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for once it wasn't anti Irish
2006-11-14 11:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by MaryC O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo ain't that the true. LIked it.
2006-11-10 16:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!, btw, what's a scouser?
2006-11-10 12:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-18 00:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat a funny joke i like it
2006-11-10 12:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by spyke the kid 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is a scouser ?? what country are U in ???
2006-11-18 02:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋