I'm feeling a bit bloated and gassy--should I let it rip right here in the office?

Question

Or should I excuse myself to the ladies room and let it blast in there? What would you do?

Answer 1

I would lean back in my chair, pluck on my shirt for a second, screw up my face, let rip, then chuckle and say 'I knew you were in there somwhere da*n it!'. That's just my opinion...

Answer 2

Let me tell you a story. One time I had to do that, I thought it would be little, turned out to be a horrible SBD. Well I was a team leader in a call center so lots of people around. I thought ahhh I will put on some lotion that may cover the smell in the air. The only one I had was sun-ripened rasberry. Well about 2 minutes later one of my reps stood up, looked at me and said "Hey do you smell rotten fruit?" OMG I almost died. So if you let it rip just learn from my lesson, no lotion to cover up the smell!!! LOL

Answer 3

I would go to the ladies room and hope no one else is in there. If I worked in the office with you and you let it rip I would probably be ROFLMAO.

Answer 4

That depends on how many of your co-workers you consider friends or friendly, and how many you want to keep that way. I think you should go with your urge to purge and let us know how it came out. (pun intended).

A friend asked me one day if gas comes in lumps, and I said, "No, I don't think so". He said, " Well, then, I just **** my pants."

Answer 5

6 of 1 half dozen of the other i always say
why waste it in private, let everyone enjoy it, let your gassy flag fly!

Answer 6

I'd do the ladies room just to make sure that it's just gas

Answer 7

No! Ask to go outside or to the restroom and rip one there.

Answer 8

run to the bathroom or let it rip but act like it wasnt u

Answer 9

Excuse yourself to the bathroom

Answer 10

Let the gas flow