Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

who's hotter?
who sings better?
who has a better voice?
who has better songs?

2006-11-10 14:22:17 · 4 answers · asked by me 3 in Music

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.

2006-11-10 14:21:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God
> > decided to change the
> > admittance policy. The new law was that, in order
> > to get into Heaven,
> > you had to have a real bummer of a day when you
> > died. The policy would
> > go into effect at noon the next day.
> > The next day at 12:01, the first person came to the
> > gates of Heaven. The
> > Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy,
> > promptly said to the man,
> > "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your
> > day was going when
> > you die." "No problem," the man said. "I came home
> > to my 25th floor
> > apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife half
> > naked. She appeared
> > to be having an affair, but her lover was nowhere in
> > sight. I
> > immediately began searching for him. My wife was
> > yelling at me as I
> > searched the entire apartment. Just as I was about
> > to give up, I
> > happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed
> > that there was a man
> > hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The nerve
> > of that guy! Well, I
> > ran out onto the balcony and stomped on fingers
> > until he fell to the
> > ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some
> > trees and bushes
> > that broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked
> > me off even more.
> > In a rage, I went back inside to get the first thing
> > I could get my
> > hands on to throw at him. Oddly enough, the first
> > thing I thought of was
> > the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto
> > the balcony, and
> > tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories
> > and crushed him! The
> > excitement of the moment was so great that I had a
> > heart attach and died
> > almost instantly."
> > The Angel sat back and thought a moment.
> > Technically, the guy did have
> > a bad day. It was a crime of passion.
> > So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the
> > Kingdom of Heaven."
> > And let him in.
> > A few seconds later the next guy came up. The Angel
> > said before I can
> > let you in, I need to hear about what your day was
> > like when you died."
> > "No problem said the second man. But you're not
> > going to believe this.
> > I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment
> > doing my daily
> > exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I
> > was really pushing
> > hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little
> > carried away, slipped,
> > and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily, I was
> > able to catch
> > myself by my fingertips on the balcony below mine."
> > But all of a sudden
> > this crazy man comes running out of his apartment,
> > starts cussing, and
> > stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I fell. I
> > hit some trees and
> > bushes at the bottom which broke my fall so I didn't
> > die right away."
> > As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to
> > move, and in
> > excruciating pain, I see this guy push his
> > REFRIGERATOR, of all things,
> > off the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands
> > on top of me, killing
> > me instantly."
> > The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man
> > finishes his story.
> > "I could get used to his new policy," he thinks to
> > himself. "Very well."
> > The Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of
> > Heaven," and he lets the
> > man enter.
> > A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the
> > gate. The angel says,
> > please tell me how you died." The third man says,
> > "OK, picture this.
> > I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."
> >
> >
>
>
>__________________________________________________

2006-11-10 14:20:51 · 13 answers · asked by Ndpndnt 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i don't think he is gay cause he is so sexy he came to my house before like once before i told you i am JANET JACKSON

2006-11-10 14:20:36 · 20 answers · asked by sheblese m 2 in Television

seems that way this year.

2006-11-10 14:20:14 · 1 answers · asked by New York 2 in Celebrities

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said God "God bless you, Father, go ahead."

2006-11-10 14:19:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 14:19:51 · 20 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7LR0fTPu0I

2006-11-10 14:19:31 · 10 answers · asked by Action C 1 in Television

2006-11-10 14:19:28 · 3 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 14:19:24 · 30 answers · asked by Stinky 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 14:19:20 · 5 answers · asked by Just Another Reality TV Freak 1 in Movies

i'm guyanese and dont speak hindi. any trini's out there know the english translation of Mor Tor?

2006-11-10 14:19:11 · 1 answers · asked by kismet 2 in Music

More on the old side, no new ones unless they are really good.

2006-11-10 14:17:23 · 14 answers · asked by CC 1 in Music

Forget about his music career, but don't forget about the fact that he realized his dream of having a music career-he even performed on The Tonight Show! The man is akin to Schwarzenegger in his lack of talent but uncanny ability to reach the type of success most dream of but will never attain! I wouldn't be suprised if ten years from now K-FED becomes K-Pres. Stop hating on a pimp! The man deserves recognition-who's with me?

2006-11-10 14:17:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Season 2 - Epiosode 12. What a killer! I can't believe they axed it at that point. There was resolution but there were so many more questions left unanswered.

Will Jonesy be revived by Ben? Is Alexi now going to live thanks to evil halfbreed Sophie's powers? Will Lyla finally shave the hideous beard off?

2006-11-10 14:16:57 · 4 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Television

2006-11-10 14:16:38 · 2 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think no

2006-11-10 14:16:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Now that I have reached my answering limit, what should I do? Anything should suffice. Thanks!

2006-11-10 14:16:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 14:16:13 · 11 answers · asked by Girls Rock Too! 3 in Celebrities

I'm watching Naruto episodes on You Tube but it wont let me see episodes 209 and up? Someone plz tell me when any of those episodes will come out on You Tube?! I'm goin crazy here >.<

2006-11-10 14:15:59 · 10 answers · asked by Bleach freak 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-10 14:13:56 · 13 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a Libra Sun but a Sagittarius Moon. Absolutely nothing in the Libra description describes me at all. But the Sag descrip. decribes me to a T. I'm not tactful in the least bit, I'm always nice and cheerful, but somehow I manage to blurt out to a conservative friend of my mother's that he looked like Mickey from Natural Born Killers when he shaved his head bald (that was meant to be a compliment). I love everybody, but I get bored easily and I gotta be on the go. Needy people and authority are so irritating, and I do what I want when I want. Too bad for them. I love doing crazy things like eating the weirdest dish on the menu at an Ethiopian restaraunt, racing cars, and I plan to go skydiving and mountain climbing as soon as I turn 18, because I like the rush. Definitely nothing Libra about it. How about you? Which do you identify with?

2006-11-10 14:13:46 · 7 answers · asked by -:- Masha -:- 2 in Horoscopes

it goes like"i dont wanna walk so far be a million miles from home cause my heart wants to be where you are" yeah if i caould have the title of the song and then name that would be great!!

2006-11-10 14:13:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This could be a co- worker, someone you like or love but you don't
know if you should tell that person or not that it makes you sick
smelling it.

2006-11-10 14:13:18 · 22 answers · asked by He is in control 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, My fav. is where these two guys are singing "Barbie Girl".... It is so funny!!! lol

2006-11-10 14:13:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-10 14:12:55 · 9 answers · asked by dynamicdevelopment 1 in Television

2006-11-10 14:12:48 · 17 answers · asked by Just Another Reality TV Freak 1 in Movies

2006-11-10 14:12:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My guy friend and I are close friends, we share information, secrets, and even food with each other. We both have a great laugh together; but he says that he thinks of me as a really good close girl friend not an actual girlfriend. He's really sweet, actually, he's sweeter than any of my guy friends even my best guy friend, and I am having feelings for him. Crap T.T

2006-11-10 14:12:08 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a car

2006-11-10 14:11:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles