A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think no
2006-11-10 14:16:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2006-11-10 14:16:32 · update #1
80! that's really funny! nice joke! PEACE OUT. ROCK ON.
2006-11-12 07:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by chaos causer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 00:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by minogue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 14:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Brntte3078 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
75
2006-11-10 15:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by ultima_skyline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 14:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by i♥soffes! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 14:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-10 14:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jeremy B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1000
2006-11-10 14:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by john316tdh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
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2006-11-10 14:24:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill give that a 100+ mother in laws need to kiss azz every now & then
2006-11-10 14:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋