Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

2006-11-10 14:01:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm his long lost love child.

2006-11-10 14:00:47 · 22 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Polls & Surveys

the room in the music video is a little lit up and he walks around the whole room and the floor moves like an escalator he walks up and down the walls and has a huge purple hat and the furniture goes up the wall to

2006-11-10 14:00:46 · 7 answers · asked by thebestqb2003 1 in Music

Not the band Live but an album or c.d. recorded live in concert? Mine is Live Bullet by Bob Seger and The Silver Bullet Band. Check it out if you have not herd it before. The whole album just ROCKS!!!

2006-11-10 14:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by Slow Poke 5 in Music

2006-11-10 14:00:18 · 9 answers · asked by A.C. 2 in Music

This show is about a guy and he sings and plays the gitar in the woods. at the begining of each show he walks in the woods with his dog I think. than he walks over a stream by crossing a fallen tree like a balence beam. I knowhe also climbes through a hallow tree trunk,there are animal puppets he talks to and a bird that sleeps or something I think hes a parrot,he also has like a hidden toy trunk thats a log can someone please tell me the name?

2006-11-10 14:00:01 · 4 answers · asked by Angels Heaven 1 in Television

2006-11-10 14:00:00 · 13 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

I heard at school

2006-11-10 13:59:32 · 9 answers · asked by Alexis W 1 in Celebrities

if half a chicken lays half a egg in half a day how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick out the seeds in a dill pickle

2006-11-10 13:59:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can someone please tell me the name of the song that the DJ's play at every school dance? It it the one where everyone stands in a line and a man on speakers says stuff like, "...Slide to the left...Slide to the right...,ect." 1st one to get it right will get the best answer.

2006-11-10 13:59:08 · 10 answers · asked by Baker 2 in Music

2006-11-10 13:59:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I ask this before and got different answers.Some say she did and said how she did .Others say not.Is the golden girl dead

2006-11-10 13:58:36 · 17 answers · asked by Billy T 6 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 13:58:34 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 13:58:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I do not mind watching Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe over and over again. I already watched it three times. I love the movie's interpretation of the actual book.

2006-11-10 13:58:15 · 35 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

when does it start and finish

2006-11-10 13:57:11 · 6 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 13:56:48 · 11 answers · asked by Silviu T 1 in Music

2006-11-10 13:56:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Anyone know?

2006-11-10 13:56:39 · 4 answers · asked by Wyatt 2 in Music

1. hurt him back
2. just scold him
3. get angry but don't say anything
4. ignore and try to forget

2006-11-10 13:55:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Talk about a hugh breast
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
It's cool whip time
If I don't undo my pants I will burst
Whew, that's one terrific spread
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, You'll get some
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
Do you think you can handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once
You still have a bit on your chin
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You know it's ready when it pops up
Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that
That's the biggest one I've ever seen
How long do you beat it before it is ready?

2006-11-10 13:55:17 · 11 answers · asked by sideways 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 13:54:16 · 40 answers · asked by ok 4 in Polls & Surveys

girls always say "age doesnt matter , its wats on the inside". Then how come when i was 14, i liked this 17 year old girl and she said she wouldnt go out with me cause i was 14!!!!. LADIES , EXPLAIN!!!!!

2006-11-10 13:53:38 · 16 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 13:53:17 · 5 answers · asked by nmbshag 1 in Television

2006-11-10 13:52:48 · 31 answers · asked by invincible 3 in Music

The US government rerouted the planes to some place in pensilvinia, then flew 2 fighter jets into the wtc, then blew up the pentagon with a cruse missle. This was done to get the american people (or as G Bush likes to say, Sheeple) mad at the terrorist, which we trained to stir up the mid east, so we could bomb them and and kill people there. And why you may ask? Its to get oil. Why do we need oil? its to feul the new mother ship to attack mars. Because mars people are all jews, and bush hates jews.

2006-11-10 13:52:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My name is cody earp! I go by the rap name (the bounty hunter)! I was wondering if anyone knew anybody i can contact or a address i can send a demo to for the insane clown posse! I will go for any regular person that will help me make my music! I wana get big and soon be in the icp crew! I am already a juggalo 4 life so now what? I am going to become the next big juggalo! Please answer or if you know any producers or sumone that will help me make my music please have them e-mail me at icpmegaclown61@yahoo.com! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-10 13:51:23 · 3 answers · asked by 96' Subaru Impreza L 2.2l 1 in Music

Is your favorite candy?...
Hmmm...
C'mon spill...

Me, definately PopRock's...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-11-10 13:51:22 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 13:51:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-10 13:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by larch 1 in Celebrities