First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
2006-11-10 14:01:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He fooled the students. He didn't suck on the finger that he stuck in the corpses butt. He taught them to pay attention. The students tasted butt. He didn't. Funny!!!
2006-11-10 14:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
the professor put his middle finger in the dead body's butt hole and sucked his index finger making it LOOK like he sucked the finger that was in the dead body's butt hole but it wasn't.
So he told to the students to do the same because they were supposed to pay attention and not suck the same finger that they stuck in the dead body.
re-read it carefully....you'll get it
2006-11-10 22:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is the students needed to pay attention - by not doing so the ended up sucking on the wrong finger
2006-11-10 22:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tom S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the finger he put in his mouth was not the very finger he stuck in the dead body's butt!
Obviously his students didn't pay attention.
2006-11-10 22:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by hhfe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The students sucked on the finger they stuck in the dead body's but the teacher sucked one a different one....
2006-11-10 22:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got all the med students to stick their fingers up the corpse butt and suck it , andwhen he did it he switched fingers on them. Then he told them (essentially) that they need to pay attention. If they had they would have saw what he did, there for they wouldn't have had to do that. Get it?
2006-11-10 22:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The point of the joke is to PAY ATTENTION. Which you obviously did not!!
2006-11-10 22:05:55 · answer #7 · answered by cynlord_07 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is just teaching you to pay attention, watch wat the teacher is really doing so u dont suck on @55 juice
2006-11-10 22:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Funny! But gross, but funny!
2006-11-10 22:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwwwwww
2006-11-10 23:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋